Fuzz Action Figure

This would probably be in the “and you too, losers” category.  Fuzz was a gift from a friend that I got in 2005.  As you can see, he’s a hipster, a philosopher, and a cynic.  I can definitely tell which head is a hipster, but which one is a philosopher and which one is a cynic?  Neither of them looks like either one of those.  Regardless of that, he’s in package.  Not exactly mint in package, but in package.  You can’t read the words in yellow at the bottom, but it reads “Superheroes Don’t Exist”.  That’s kind of a sad message.  I’m really not sure why I have this thing.  I guess it’s cooler than some things.  At least it has 3 interchangeable heads!